March 1st 2008 SF ShEvil Dead vs NorCal Killbillies
Since everybody is trying out this jam by jam format started by Friction Vixxxen of the Texas Rollergirls, I decided to try it too, please let me know if you like it. I like it because it's easier to write.
Dead Skool
After a successful 2007 season, the NorCal Rollergirls were looking to challenge themselves and decided to invite the SF ShEvil Dead to town to try their luck. They expected to receive a schooling, they had no idea how right they were.
Period 1 – 15 minutes
Jam 1. A-Train breaks first and gets lead jammer, Coco puts on the gas to catch up. Sassy slows A-Train and Coco makes it through the pack first, followed by A-Train who calls off the jam just before Coco starts her second pass. Jam 4-4
Jam 2. Delia gets lead jammer, but slips and is knocked down by B'Stroyer. SJ MayLay comes out ahead and Delia calls off the jam. Jam 0-0. Score 4-4
Jam 3. Exquisite Corpse slides through the pack and is lead jammer, Slappa Ho is blocked all jam long by ShEvil and never gets through the pack. Exquisite makes two scoring passes for a double grand slam. Jam 10-0 ShEvil. Score 14-4 ShEvil
Jam 4. Coco quickly glides through the pack and is lead jammer as Sassy knocks down jammer Biggy Smallz. Coco quickly gets around the track and again zips through the pack, this time followed by Biggy. Coco out paces Biggy and ShEvil seals NorCal to the inside as Coco cruises by on the outside untouched. Coco calls off the jam as Biggy starts to score. Jam 9-2 ShEvil. Score 23-6 ShEvil
Jam 5. A-Train gets lead jammer over Getta Piece. A-Train scores a point before Dakota puts her out of bounds and A-Train calls off the jam. Jam 0-1 NorCal. Score 23-7 ShEvil
Jam 6. As Exquisite blashes her way through the pack and Kimfectious flattens NorCal jammer SJ MayLay, there's no lead jammer this time. With Kimfectious and Windigo mopping the floor with a steadily slowing SJ, Exquisite races around the track for nine points before time runs out. Jam 9-0 ShEvil. Score 32-7 ShEvil
Jam 7. Coco gets lead as Slappa Ho is held up in the pack by Sassy, who finally shows Slappa the floor. When Coco breaks through for her second scoring pass, Slappa takes Coco down and Anita Valium ensures Coco stays down. Terra Nuone takes two big falls and does not skate again after this jam. Jam 9-0 ShEvil. Score 41-7 ShEvil
Jam 8. A ShEvil pile up allows A-Train to sail through to lead jammer, with Delia after her. Moxxxie puts the booty on A-Train who calls off the jam, but Delia scores two. Jam 2-1 ShEvil. Score 43-8 ShEvil. Time soon runs out on the period.
Period 2 – 15 minutes; 5 minute break between quarters
Jam 9. While A-Train is in the box, Sassy gets lead jammer and makes a scoring pass before A-Train rolls out. Sassy makes another pass and calls it off. Jam 7-0 ShEvil. Score 50-8 ShEvil
Jam 10. Getta Piece takes the inside track and cruises to lead jammer, as Vee nails NorCal Jammer Luna Chick. Getta trips over a fallen NorCal blocker and calls off the jam. Jam 0-0. Score 50-8 ShEvil
Jam 11. As Exquisite goes outside, SJ MayLay goes inside and takes lead jammer. Exquisite catches up with SJ and enters the pack just before her. SJ gets two points and calls it, Exquisite gets knocked down but scores three. Jam 3-2 ShEvil. Score 53-10 ShEvil
Jam 12. Vee's jam. 1st Lap: Vee kills jammer Biggy Smallz; Moxxxie gets lead jammer. 2nd Lap: Vee kills Biggy again. 3rd Lap: Vee kills Biggy again. 4th Lap: Biggy stays put, Moxxxie scores a grand slam, then Slappa Ho tackles Moxxxie to stop her. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 58-10 ShEvil
Jam 13. Sassy levels A-Train and Coco gets lead. A-Train escapes the pack and Coco cruises through the first pass and comes around for a second. A-Train starts to score, so Coco calls it off. Jam 4-3 ShEvil. Score 62-13 ShEvil
Jam 14. Exquisite gets through the pack first, without taking lead jammer status. Luna pushs Moxxxie out of the way to get lead jammer. Exquisite flys around the pack and passes Luna who calls off the jam. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 67-13 ShEvil
Jam 15. Exquisite starts the jam in the box, but Vee harasses SJ and finally takes her out. SJ gets lead jammer, but is unable to clear the pack. Exquisite enters the jam and SJ calls it off. Jam 0-0. Score 67-13 ShEvil
Jam 16. Jammer Biggy Smallz is taken out by Dakota Kid and Coco gets lead jammer. Delia decks Biggy as Coco goes through the pack. Vee gives Biggy the “eye” and she backs off, she works up the courage to try and pass Vee and is again decked byVee. B'Stroyer takes out Coco. Jam 8-0 ShEvil. Score 75-13 ShEvil
End of Half – Half time activities
Period 3 – 15 minutes
Jam 17. Exquisite breaks first, but no lead. A-Train gets lead jammer and calls off the jam before Exquisite can score points. Jam 0-0. Score 75-13 ShEvil
Jam 18. Beautiful blocking puts Coco into lead jammer. Vee decks Biggy and Coco gets her grand slam. Again Vee decks Biggy and Coco gets her second grand slam as time runs out. The hitting picks up as Kimfectious takes out SJ MayLay and B'Stroyer takes out Kimfectious. Jam 10-0 ShEvil. Score 85-13 ShEvil
Jam 19. Miss Moxxxie weaves through the pack and is lead jammer. As NorCal battles successfully to get SJ MayLay through the pack, Moxxxie sweeps through and ends the jam. Jam 4-0 ShEvil. Score 89-13 ShEvil
Jam 20. Death Jam. A false start by Delia gives Luna a big lead, but Vee knocks down Luna and it's even. NorCal blockers stop Delia from advancing and Vee does the same to Luna. This goes on for the full two minutes, neither jammer is able to break out of the pack. Jam 0-0. Score 89-13 ShEvil
Jam 21. With Luna chick in the penalty box, Exquisite gets lead and six points before B'Stroyer forces her out of bounds. Jam 6-0. ShEvil Score 95-13 ShEvil
Jam 22. Coco gets knocked into the wall by Violet Crush as A-Train breaks first, but doesn't take lead jammer. Kimfectious and Coco get tangled up and A-Train goes through for a grand slam. NorCal blockers prevent Coco from getting through and is taken down by B'Stroyer. Sassy nails Slappa Ho, freeing Coco to get lead and call the jam off. Not before A-Train scores three more points. Jam 0-8 NorCal. Score 95-21 ShEvil
Jam 23. Getta breaks first, but no lead jammer as Vee pins Biggy Samllz. Getta has no problem sailing through the pack for a grand slam, but Biggy sneaks pass Vee getting lead jammer and calls off the jam. The ShEvil has broken NorCal's two digit scoreboard. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 100-21 ShEvil
Jam 24. SJ cannot pass Sassy and Anita Valium takes out Exquisite. Exquisite takes her time picking her way through the pack for lead jammer, but time runs out. Jam 0-0. Score 100-21 ShEvil
Period 4 – 15 minutes
In this period ShEvil jams anyone who hasn't been a jammer yet.
Jam 25. Vee jams against NorCal's top jammer. At the jammer whistle blow, Vee jumps out in front of A-Train. Slappa Ho lines up Vee for a take down hit but misses and goes down as Vee dodges her and gets lead jammer. A-Train is right on her, but seems reluctant to try and pass as Vee gives her the eye. Sassy finally put the block on A-Train, so Vee can score some points. Vee muscles her way through the pack to collect four points, but A-Train scores too. Jam 4-2 ShEvil. Score 104-23 ShEvil
Jam 26. Dazzlynn against SJ with two NorCal blockers in the box. With a fast pack Dazzlynn fights pass B'Stroyer for lead jammer and Motley levels SJ. Dazzlynn scores three points before time runs out. Jam 3-0 ShEvil. Score 107-23 ShEvil
Jam 27. Windigo versus Luna Chick. Windigo squeezes through the pack first and is lead jammer. Sassy puts Luna on the floor twice. Windigo makes it through the pack, but is pulled down. Jam 3-0 ShEvil. Score 110-23 ShEvil
Jam 28. Vee settles into her #4 spot and A-Train doesn't dare try to pass her. Finally A-Train tries to make her way around Vee but gets nailed. A-Train gives up trying to pass Vee and blocks Delia. Both jammers enter the pack and both are knocked out of bounds. Jam 4-3 ShEvil. Score 114-26 ShEvil
Jam 29. Koo-Jo takes out Kimfectious, who is back up quickly. Kim is then knocked into the wall by jammer SJ MayLay who gets lead jammer. Kim goes down a third time and again she back up quickly. Dazzlynn holds off SJ who calls off the jam when Kim passes her. Jam 0-0. Score 114-26 ShEvil
Jam 30. Sassy puts on the jets and makes it through the pack first, but does not get lead. Vee goes to work on Luna and Luna is sent to the box. Sassy scores 12 before time runs out. Jam 12-0 ShEvil. Score 126-26 ShEvil
Jam 31. With Sassy in the box for accumulated minors with only 2:39 left in the game leaving A-Train to jam alone. Against a fast pack she works her way to the front and just before she can break the pack Exquisite takes her out. By the time A-Train gets lead jammer, Sassy is out of the box and tearing up the track. A-Train score 2 and calls it off. Jam 0-2 NorCal. Score 126-28 ShEvil
Jam 32. With the last second ticking away SJ and Moxxxie line up. Moxxxie puts SJ on her back before the first turn and is sent to the penalty box as time runs out. ShEvil wins! Jam 0-0. Final Score 126-28 ShEvil
MVP of the Game
Has to go to Killer Vee, who's killer blocking killed the Killbillies. When she was on the track NorCal jammers just stopped trying to pass her. No mas! No mas!
To Be Recognized
A-Train was clearly the best skater for NorCal. Miss Moxxxie and Motley Cruz had an excellent game too.
Rookie of the Game
Exquisite Corpse, in only her second bout, was notable for her jamming and blocking.
Most Selfless Skater
Sassy Slayher, as she always put herself in the toughest jams.
Dead Skool
After a successful 2007 season, the NorCal Rollergirls were looking to challenge themselves and decided to invite the SF ShEvil Dead to town to try their luck. They expected to receive a schooling, they had no idea how right they were.
Period 1 – 15 minutes
Jam 1. A-Train breaks first and gets lead jammer, Coco puts on the gas to catch up. Sassy slows A-Train and Coco makes it through the pack first, followed by A-Train who calls off the jam just before Coco starts her second pass. Jam 4-4
Jam 2. Delia gets lead jammer, but slips and is knocked down by B'Stroyer. SJ MayLay comes out ahead and Delia calls off the jam. Jam 0-0. Score 4-4
Jam 3. Exquisite Corpse slides through the pack and is lead jammer, Slappa Ho is blocked all jam long by ShEvil and never gets through the pack. Exquisite makes two scoring passes for a double grand slam. Jam 10-0 ShEvil. Score 14-4 ShEvil
Jam 4. Coco quickly glides through the pack and is lead jammer as Sassy knocks down jammer Biggy Smallz. Coco quickly gets around the track and again zips through the pack, this time followed by Biggy. Coco out paces Biggy and ShEvil seals NorCal to the inside as Coco cruises by on the outside untouched. Coco calls off the jam as Biggy starts to score. Jam 9-2 ShEvil. Score 23-6 ShEvil
Jam 5. A-Train gets lead jammer over Getta Piece. A-Train scores a point before Dakota puts her out of bounds and A-Train calls off the jam. Jam 0-1 NorCal. Score 23-7 ShEvil
Jam 6. As Exquisite blashes her way through the pack and Kimfectious flattens NorCal jammer SJ MayLay, there's no lead jammer this time. With Kimfectious and Windigo mopping the floor with a steadily slowing SJ, Exquisite races around the track for nine points before time runs out. Jam 9-0 ShEvil. Score 32-7 ShEvil
Jam 7. Coco gets lead as Slappa Ho is held up in the pack by Sassy, who finally shows Slappa the floor. When Coco breaks through for her second scoring pass, Slappa takes Coco down and Anita Valium ensures Coco stays down. Terra Nuone takes two big falls and does not skate again after this jam. Jam 9-0 ShEvil. Score 41-7 ShEvil
Jam 8. A ShEvil pile up allows A-Train to sail through to lead jammer, with Delia after her. Moxxxie puts the booty on A-Train who calls off the jam, but Delia scores two. Jam 2-1 ShEvil. Score 43-8 ShEvil. Time soon runs out on the period.
Period 2 – 15 minutes; 5 minute break between quarters
Jam 9. While A-Train is in the box, Sassy gets lead jammer and makes a scoring pass before A-Train rolls out. Sassy makes another pass and calls it off. Jam 7-0 ShEvil. Score 50-8 ShEvil
Jam 10. Getta Piece takes the inside track and cruises to lead jammer, as Vee nails NorCal Jammer Luna Chick. Getta trips over a fallen NorCal blocker and calls off the jam. Jam 0-0. Score 50-8 ShEvil
Jam 11. As Exquisite goes outside, SJ MayLay goes inside and takes lead jammer. Exquisite catches up with SJ and enters the pack just before her. SJ gets two points and calls it, Exquisite gets knocked down but scores three. Jam 3-2 ShEvil. Score 53-10 ShEvil
Jam 12. Vee's jam. 1st Lap: Vee kills jammer Biggy Smallz; Moxxxie gets lead jammer. 2nd Lap: Vee kills Biggy again. 3rd Lap: Vee kills Biggy again. 4th Lap: Biggy stays put, Moxxxie scores a grand slam, then Slappa Ho tackles Moxxxie to stop her. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 58-10 ShEvil
Jam 13. Sassy levels A-Train and Coco gets lead. A-Train escapes the pack and Coco cruises through the first pass and comes around for a second. A-Train starts to score, so Coco calls it off. Jam 4-3 ShEvil. Score 62-13 ShEvil
Jam 14. Exquisite gets through the pack first, without taking lead jammer status. Luna pushs Moxxxie out of the way to get lead jammer. Exquisite flys around the pack and passes Luna who calls off the jam. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 67-13 ShEvil
Jam 15. Exquisite starts the jam in the box, but Vee harasses SJ and finally takes her out. SJ gets lead jammer, but is unable to clear the pack. Exquisite enters the jam and SJ calls it off. Jam 0-0. Score 67-13 ShEvil
Jam 16. Jammer Biggy Smallz is taken out by Dakota Kid and Coco gets lead jammer. Delia decks Biggy as Coco goes through the pack. Vee gives Biggy the “eye” and she backs off, she works up the courage to try and pass Vee and is again decked byVee. B'Stroyer takes out Coco. Jam 8-0 ShEvil. Score 75-13 ShEvil
End of Half – Half time activities
Period 3 – 15 minutes
Jam 17. Exquisite breaks first, but no lead. A-Train gets lead jammer and calls off the jam before Exquisite can score points. Jam 0-0. Score 75-13 ShEvil
Jam 18. Beautiful blocking puts Coco into lead jammer. Vee decks Biggy and Coco gets her grand slam. Again Vee decks Biggy and Coco gets her second grand slam as time runs out. The hitting picks up as Kimfectious takes out SJ MayLay and B'Stroyer takes out Kimfectious. Jam 10-0 ShEvil. Score 85-13 ShEvil
Jam 19. Miss Moxxxie weaves through the pack and is lead jammer. As NorCal battles successfully to get SJ MayLay through the pack, Moxxxie sweeps through and ends the jam. Jam 4-0 ShEvil. Score 89-13 ShEvil
Jam 20. Death Jam. A false start by Delia gives Luna a big lead, but Vee knocks down Luna and it's even. NorCal blockers stop Delia from advancing and Vee does the same to Luna. This goes on for the full two minutes, neither jammer is able to break out of the pack. Jam 0-0. Score 89-13 ShEvil
Jam 21. With Luna chick in the penalty box, Exquisite gets lead and six points before B'Stroyer forces her out of bounds. Jam 6-0. ShEvil Score 95-13 ShEvil
Jam 22. Coco gets knocked into the wall by Violet Crush as A-Train breaks first, but doesn't take lead jammer. Kimfectious and Coco get tangled up and A-Train goes through for a grand slam. NorCal blockers prevent Coco from getting through and is taken down by B'Stroyer. Sassy nails Slappa Ho, freeing Coco to get lead and call the jam off. Not before A-Train scores three more points. Jam 0-8 NorCal. Score 95-21 ShEvil
Jam 23. Getta breaks first, but no lead jammer as Vee pins Biggy Samllz. Getta has no problem sailing through the pack for a grand slam, but Biggy sneaks pass Vee getting lead jammer and calls off the jam. The ShEvil has broken NorCal's two digit scoreboard. Jam 5-0 ShEvil. Score 100-21 ShEvil
Jam 24. SJ cannot pass Sassy and Anita Valium takes out Exquisite. Exquisite takes her time picking her way through the pack for lead jammer, but time runs out. Jam 0-0. Score 100-21 ShEvil
Period 4 – 15 minutes
In this period ShEvil jams anyone who hasn't been a jammer yet.
Jam 25. Vee jams against NorCal's top jammer. At the jammer whistle blow, Vee jumps out in front of A-Train. Slappa Ho lines up Vee for a take down hit but misses and goes down as Vee dodges her and gets lead jammer. A-Train is right on her, but seems reluctant to try and pass as Vee gives her the eye. Sassy finally put the block on A-Train, so Vee can score some points. Vee muscles her way through the pack to collect four points, but A-Train scores too. Jam 4-2 ShEvil. Score 104-23 ShEvil
Jam 26. Dazzlynn against SJ with two NorCal blockers in the box. With a fast pack Dazzlynn fights pass B'Stroyer for lead jammer and Motley levels SJ. Dazzlynn scores three points before time runs out. Jam 3-0 ShEvil. Score 107-23 ShEvil
Jam 27. Windigo versus Luna Chick. Windigo squeezes through the pack first and is lead jammer. Sassy puts Luna on the floor twice. Windigo makes it through the pack, but is pulled down. Jam 3-0 ShEvil. Score 110-23 ShEvil
Jam 28. Vee settles into her #4 spot and A-Train doesn't dare try to pass her. Finally A-Train tries to make her way around Vee but gets nailed. A-Train gives up trying to pass Vee and blocks Delia. Both jammers enter the pack and both are knocked out of bounds. Jam 4-3 ShEvil. Score 114-26 ShEvil
Jam 29. Koo-Jo takes out Kimfectious, who is back up quickly. Kim is then knocked into the wall by jammer SJ MayLay who gets lead jammer. Kim goes down a third time and again she back up quickly. Dazzlynn holds off SJ who calls off the jam when Kim passes her. Jam 0-0. Score 114-26 ShEvil
Jam 30. Sassy puts on the jets and makes it through the pack first, but does not get lead. Vee goes to work on Luna and Luna is sent to the box. Sassy scores 12 before time runs out. Jam 12-0 ShEvil. Score 126-26 ShEvil
Jam 31. With Sassy in the box for accumulated minors with only 2:39 left in the game leaving A-Train to jam alone. Against a fast pack she works her way to the front and just before she can break the pack Exquisite takes her out. By the time A-Train gets lead jammer, Sassy is out of the box and tearing up the track. A-Train score 2 and calls it off. Jam 0-2 NorCal. Score 126-28 ShEvil
Jam 32. With the last second ticking away SJ and Moxxxie line up. Moxxxie puts SJ on her back before the first turn and is sent to the penalty box as time runs out. ShEvil wins! Jam 0-0. Final Score 126-28 ShEvil
MVP of the Game
Has to go to Killer Vee, who's killer blocking killed the Killbillies. When she was on the track NorCal jammers just stopped trying to pass her. No mas! No mas!
To Be Recognized
A-Train was clearly the best skater for NorCal. Miss Moxxxie and Motley Cruz had an excellent game too.
Rookie of the Game
Exquisite Corpse, in only her second bout, was notable for her jamming and blocking.
Most Selfless Skater
Sassy Slayher, as she always put herself in the toughest jams.
Labels: 2008, Cal, Dead, Killbillies, March, Nor, NorCal, San Francisco, SF, ShEvil
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